"I think the greatest thing in life is to be able to make people laugh."

"Sometimes you have to be a little crazy to stay sane."

"Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer — you can do it, just not as well as the others, really."

"I'm a big fan of making people think. I think it's important."

"I believe in the power of laughter. I believe in the power of love. I believe in the power of kindness."