"I don't do jokes about Michael Jackson anymore. I'm afraid he might come after me in his pajamas."

"If you ever have a problem, just remember: you're not alone."

"Genie, you're free! You're free to go! But you're still blue. And you still have a rather large nose."

"I'm a big believer in the fact that if you're going to fail, fail spectacularly."

"I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you."