"Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn."

"Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves?"

"I'm not a fan of organized religion. I'm a fan of spirituality."

"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."

"I have a love-hate relationship with cocaine. I love the way it smells, but I hate the way it tastes."