"I'm a big fan of finding humor in everything. I think it's important."

"What's wrong with being a little crazy? It's better than being boring."

"Being a child is a lot like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you."

"The only thing I ever learned in school was that if you want to be popular, you have to be funny."

"I have a love-hate relationship with cocaine. I love the way it smells, but I hate the way it tastes."