"You're not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense, neither is this girl. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."

"It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't."

"What's wrong with having a little fun? You can't take it with you."

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."

"I'm a big believer in improvisation. I think it's the key to comedy."