Robin Williams

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.

If you're not going to be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning.

You know, you're only as good as your last picture. But I'm only as good as my last meal, too.

I just want to make people laugh. And if I can do that, then I'm happy.

I'm not a politician, I'm an entertainer.

Being a celebrity is like being a hooker. You get paid to make people happy.

I love my wife, but sometimes I want to take a picture of her and send it to the police with a caption: 'Have you seen this woman? She's driving me crazy!'

You have this one life. How do you want to live it? Do you want to look back and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did'?

I believe in evolution. But I also believe that God is the one who started the whole process.

Genie, you're free! Not really, I'm just getting started.

I'm a big fan of laughter. I think it's the best medicine.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion.

You know what's good about people? They're always trying to make things better. And you know what's bad about people? They're always trying to make things better.

If women ran the world, there would be no wars, just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

I just want to be remembered as someone who made people laugh, and hopefully made them think a little bit.

Being a child is a lot like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

What's wrong with having a little fun? You can't take it with you.

I'm a great believer in the power of improv. It's like jazz, you never know what's going to happen.

Sometimes you have to be a little crazy to stay sane.

If you are ever in trouble, don't scream, don't cry, just hit them in the head with a frying pan.