"I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a waste of time."

"I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample and there was an olive in it."

"One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice - I call it the 'lower power' - goes, 'Hey. Just a taste. Just one.' I drank it, and there…"

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

"I'm a big believer in improvisation. I think it's the most honest form of comedy."