"I believe in the power of laughter. I believe in the power of love. I believe in the power of kindness."

"I'm a big fan of making people laugh. It's the best feeling in the world."

"I started doing stand-up in San Francisco. I'd go to open mic nights, and I'd just be a total mess. I'd be so nervous, I'd shake."

"I'm a big fan of being kind to others. I think it's the most important thing."

"Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money."