Humorous Sayings

462 sayings found

I'm not a rock star. I'm a rock god.

— Keith Moon 1970s
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My body is a temple, a temple of filth.

— GG Allin 1980s
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My solution to all the problems in Norway is simple: send all foreigners home, and then we will have no problems.

— Varg Vikernes 1993
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I have been accused of murder, drug trafficking, and God knows what else. It's all nonsense. I'm just eccentric.

— John McAfee 2012
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I haven't got time for a wife. I'm too busy. And when I do have time, I'd rather spend it with a woman who doesn't talk so much.

— Howard Hughes 1930s
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I have been in love with the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

— Jack Parsons 1939
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You're much too intelligent to be a follower. You're much too intelligent to be a leader. Why don't you just do your own thing?

— Timothy Leary Unknown
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When you want to assist someone, you consider a field of many variables to help the person. That is compassion.

— Ram Dass (Richard Alpert) 2013
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The drugs are not the point; the awareness is the point.

— Terence McKenna 1990s
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I'm not a man, I'm a god. I'm a god from the underworld.

— Charles Manson 1988
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I am God. I am the Father. I am the Mother. I am the Son. I am the Daughter. I am the Holy Ghost.

— Jim Jones 1978
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I'm the only person on Earth who knows what the seven seals are.

— David Koresh 1993
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The only way you can control people is to lie to them.

— L. Ron Hubbard 1950s
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The moment you become a buddha, the moment you become enlightened, you are no more a human being. You are a god, you are a goddess.

— Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (Osho) 1985
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I don't want to be a show animal.

— Grigori Perelman 2006
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I would rather be a good man than a good chess player.

— Bobby Fischer 1960s
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I can't imagine a more pointless existence than that of a modern human being.

— Ted Kaczynski 1995
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I'm a dark person, I'm a deep person. I'm a person that's been through a lot of things. I'm a person that's been through hell.

— Mike Tyson 2012
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I don't get paid to be nice. I get paid to win.

— Floyd Mayweather 2015
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I run this whole thing. I run New York. I'm the king of New York.

— Conor McGregor 2016
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