I'm not a genius. I'm just a guy who's smart enough to know what he doesn't know.
Comedian, social critic
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Controversial"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"
Controversial"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Humorous"I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just saying I'm better than you at being me."
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