Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
Comedian, social critic
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"All you have to do is look at slavery, the Middle East, the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, and the World Trade Center, and you'll see how seriously the religious folks take 'Thou Shalt Not …"
Shocking"I'm not a guru. I'm a guy who's trying to figure things out, just like you."
Strange & Unusual"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
Strange & Unusual"I don't believe in God. I believe in people. I believe in the power of people to do good, and to do evil."
Controversial"I'm a little freaked out by the number of people who don't seem to notice the difference between 'you're' and 'your.' It's like, there's a huge difference, people!"
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