"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"

"I think people are afraid of the truth. I think people are afraid of looking at the truth. And I think that’s why they invent all these lies, and all these stories, and all these religions, because th…"

"If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all …"

"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat."

"I'm not a cynical person. I'm just a person who's seen a lot of shit."