When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
2001
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"I love it when people say, 'I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.' That's like saying, 'I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat.'"
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Controversial