I love it when people say, 'I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.' That's like saying, 'I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat.'
Comedian, social critic
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"I'm not a narcissist. I just think I'm better than everyone else."
Controversial"I'm not a role model. I'm just a guy who tries to make people laugh."
Controversial"People who are in favor of the death penalty, I don't know why they're so upset about people getting out of jail. It's like, let's kill 'em all! Get 'em out of here! Then we'll have more room for the …"
Humorous"I'm not a saint. I'm just a sinner who repents every now and then."
Controversial"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Humorous