"I'm not a fan of modern movies. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be clever, but they're just making a lot of explosions."

"I'm not a serial killer. I just enjoy watching people suffer."

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!"

"I'm not a fan of anything. I'm just a guy who's trying to get through the day without pulling my hair out."

"I love people. I just can't stand their company."