"Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid."

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man... living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that h…"

"I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to get out of bed before noon."