"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!"

"I don't have a problem with drugs. I have a problem with people who have a problem with drugs."

"The owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

"I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions."

"I'm not a role model. I'm just a guy who tries to make people laugh."