"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day."

"I'm not a narcissist. I just think I'm better than everyone else."

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."