I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just saying I'm better than you at being me.
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'Life Is Worth Losing'
2006
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"I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to impress each other, and they're all pretending to be happy."
Strange & Unusual"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
Humorous"I'm not a leader. I'm just a guy who has a lot of followers."
Controversial"The only good thing about the good old days is that they're gone."
Humorous"I'm not a fan of organized religion. I think it's a bunch of people who are afraid of the dark, and they're all holding hands and telling each other stories to make themselves feel better."
Strange & Unusual