"Feminists say that men are a bunch of pigs. Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that pigs are pretty smart animals. So, maybe that's a compliment?"

"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders."

"If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."

"I'm not a psychopath. I just enjoy manipulating people."

"I'm not a fan of organized religion. I think it's a bunch of people who are afraid of the dark, and they're all holding hands and telling each other stories to make themselves feel better."