"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"

"Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid."

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who likes to give advice."

"I love it when people say, 'I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.' That's like saying, 'I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat.'"

"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."