I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who likes to give advice.
Comedian, social critic
I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who likes to give advice.
Comedian, social critic
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"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"
Controversial"If you're born in this country, you're born into a system that's designed to keep you down. And they don't even hide it anymore. They're proud of it!"
Humorous"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a prophet. I'm just a guy who sees the future."
Controversial"I don't like ass kissers, flag wavers, or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists."
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