Ozzy Osbourne

I don't take myself too seriously.

I've got a great family, great friends, and I'm still making music. What more could I ask for?

I'm not a perfect person, but I try my best.

I've had a good life, and I'm still having a good life.

I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow, but I'm going to enjoy today.

I'm a bit of a mess, but I'm a happy mess.

I've always been a bit of a rebel.

I'm just doing my own thing, and if people like it, that's great. If they don't, that's fine too.

I'm not going to stop until I can't do it anymore.

I'm just a normal bloke who's had an abnormal life.

My brain is like a sieve. I can't remember what I had for breakfast, let alone what I did yesterday.

I've been accused of being a Satanist, an animal abuser, and a lot of other things. But I'm just Ozzy.

The only thing I ever did that was truly evil was trying to kill Sharon.

I don't know why I'm still alive. I should have died a thousand times.

I'm not a religious person. I believe in God, but I don't go to church.

I've bitten the head off a bat. I've snorted ants. I've done a lot of crazy things.

I hate flying. I hate being in small spaces. I hate being anywhere I can't get out of.

I'm not a very intelligent man. But I'm not a stupid man either.

My kids think I'm a madman. And they're probably right.

I love animals more than people sometimes, because animals don't judge you.