"I was a free man, and I'd survived prison without being arse raped or beaten to a pulp. So how come I felt so fucking sad?"

"I'm a bit of a germaphobe. I hate shaking hands."

"I've been in more detoxes than a bottle of Windex."

"I don't understand technology. I just use it."

"I'm not a very good dancer. I look like a giraffe on roller skates."