Dave Chappelle

The only way to be truly free is to be an individual, and the only way to be an individual is to be weird.

I'm a comedian, not a politician. I'm not here to solve problems, I'm here to make fun of them.

I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying I'm not wrong.

I'm not here to be liked. I'm here to be heard.

I'm not a role model. I'm a cautionary tale.

I'm not trying to be controversial. I'm just trying to be honest.

I'm not afraid to say what I think, even if it's unpopular.

I'm not trying to offend anyone. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

I'm not a hater. I'm a lover of truth.

I'm not a racist. I'm a comedian.

I'm not a homophobe. I'm a heterosexual man.

I'm not transphobic. I'm a comedian who tells jokes.

I'm not a bigot. I'm a free thinker.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a critical observer.

I'm not a woke comedian. I'm an awake comedian.

I'm not here to preach. I'm here to provoke.

I'm not a comedian for everybody. I'm a comedian for people who like to think.

I'm not here to be safe. I'm here to be dangerous.

I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who tells jokes.

I'm not a villain. I'm a comedian.