"I'm a comedian, not a politician. I'm not here to solve problems, I'm here to make fun of them."

"You can't be afraid to offend people. If you're afraid to offend people, you're not doing your job."

"“I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to tell jokes.”"

"“In our country, you can shoot and kill a n*****, but you better not hurt a gay person’s feelings.”"

"I'm not a god. I'm just a guy who got lucky."