"“Some of the things I say might be offensive. But that's the point of comedy.”"

"The only way to truly understand someone is to walk a mile in their shoes. Or, you know, just listen to them."

"The only thing that matters is what you do with the time you have."

"I'm not a villain. I'm a comedian."

"I'm not a saint. I'm a sinner. And I'm proud of it."