Humorous Sayings

The government is not a babysitter.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them, and psychiatrists collect the rent.

I would rather be whole than good.

We are what we have been rewarded for being.

The world is a bad master, and it does not pay to serve it.

I have nothing. Therefore, I am always rich.

For in their own eyes they are like the gods, and look down on other mortals with contempt.

If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter.

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.

If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.

Humans are now hackable animals.

The oppressed know that they are oppressed, but they do not know the causes of their oppression.

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.

Indeed, indeed, Repentance oft before I swore—but was I sober when I swore?

A man is born for sincerity. If he is not sincere, he will not be able to live.

A man's learning is not complete until he ceases to learn.

Midway upon the journey of our life I found myself within a forest dark, For the straightforward pathway had been lost.

I often think that the only way to be happy is to be ignorant.

Beauty will save the world.

My advice is, never do to-morrow what you can do to-day. Procrastination is the thief of time.