Humorous Sayings

264 sayings found from the Medieval era

After the war-fires of three months, One message from home is worth a ton of gold.

— Du Fu c. 755 AD (approximate)
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I laugh at myself: an old madman growing older, growing madder.

— Du Fu c. 765 AD (approximate)
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My darling son now will not leave my knee, He's scared that I will go away again.

— Du Fu c. 759 AD (approximate)
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My heart is in a world of water and crystal, My clothes are damp in this time of spring rains.

— Du Fu c. 750-760 AD (approximate)
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The ladle's cast aside, the cup not green, The stove still looks as if a fiery red. To many places, communications are broken, I sit, but cannot read my books for grief.

— Du Fu c. 765 AD (approximate)
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Dew is heavy on the grass below, the spider's web is ready. Heaven's ways include the human: among a thousand sorrows, I stand alone.

— Du Fu c. 766 AD (approximate)
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I've watched the spring pass away again, When will I be able to return?

— Du Fu c. 760-770 AD (approximate)
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A falcon hovers at the edge of the sky. Two gulls drift slowly up the river. Vulnerable while they ride the wind, they coast and glide with ease.

— Du Fu c. 760-770 AD (approximate)
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Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune.

— Murasaki Shikibu c. 1008-1021 AD (original composition)
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There are as many sorts of women as there are women.

— Murasaki Shikibu c. 1008-1021 AD (original composition)
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Well, we never expected this!' they all say. 'No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, cantankerous, and scornful. But when you meet…

— Murasaki Shikibu c. 1008-1010 AD (original composition)
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Intimacy between stepchildren and stepparents is indeed proverbially difficult.

— Murasaki Shikibu c. 1008-1021 AD (original composition)
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It is very easy to criticize others but far more difficult to put one's own principles into practice, and it is when one forgets this truth, lauds oneself to the skies, treats everyone else as worthless, and generally despises others, that one's own …

— Murasaki Shikibu c. 1008-1010 AD (original composition)
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I can't trust those who sneer at us drinking down to the lees: That is the kind of thing which gets a bad name for religion.

— Hafez c. 1325-1390 AD (original composition)
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Again the garden has got the glitter of Spring: The nightingale hears good news, for the rose is come. Soft wind returning to the young plants of the meadow, Greet for us the rose, the cypress and the sweet basil. They are spread for the wedding-feas…

— Hafez c. 1325-1390 AD (original composition)
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Has made a shuttlecock of my heart, and set it spinning.

— Hafez c. 1325-1390 AD (original composition)
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Never dieth that one, whose heart is alive with love: On the worlds record, is written the everlasting existence of ours.

— Hafez c. 1325-1390 AD (original composition)
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Beyond the sphere passeth the arrow of our sigh. Hafez! silence. Show compassion to thy soul; avoid the arrow of ours.

— Hafez c. 1325-1390 AD (original composition)
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Saki! with the light of wine, up-kindle the cup of ours. Minstrel! speak, saying: The worlds work hath gone to the desire of ours.

— Hafez c. 1325-1390 AD (original composition)
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O thou void of knowledge of the joy of the perpetual wine-drinking of ours.

— Hafez c. 1325-1390 AD (original composition)
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