"If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything."

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."

"I'm not a fan of modern movies. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be clever, but they're just making a lot of explosions."

"That's why I like earthquakes. They're big. They're powerful. They're unpredictable. They don't give a shit about you. They don't give a shit about your house. They don't give a shit about your car. T…"