That's why I like earthquakes. They're big. They're powerful. They're unpredictable. They don't give a shit about you. They don't give a shit about your house. They don't give a shit about your car. They just do what they do.
— George Carlin Contemporary

Comedian, social critic

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Comedy special 'Life Is Worth Losing'

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2005

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Controversial

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