"I don't have a problem with drugs. I have a problem with people who have a problem with drugs."

"The owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

"I'm not a psychopath. I just enjoy manipulating people."

"I don't believe in miracles. I believe in science. I believe in facts. I believe in things you can see, and touch, and feel."

"I think I've found the one thing in life that I'm really good at, and that's being a loudmouth."