"All my best words are those that I stole from other people."

"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it."

"The only good thing about the good old days is that they're gone."

"I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be famous, and they're willing to do anything to get it."

"I like it when a building burns down. I like to see the fire. I like to see the smoke. I like to see the destruction. I like to see the chaos."