"I love my wife, but sometimes I want to take a picture of her and send it to the police with a caption: 'Have you seen this woman? She's driving me crazy!'"

"You know, you're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

"Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength."

"If you're not going to be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning."

"Being a comedian is like being a superhero. You have to save people from boredom."