"I think the internet is a great place for people to connect, but it's also a great place for people to be anonymous and say terrible things."

"I was a very shy kid. I was always in my own head. I was always making up characters and doing voices."

"You could talk about oral sex in this town and people would nod wisely and say, ‘Well, that’s an alternative lifestyle.’ But talk about nuclear power and they’d burn your house down."

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."

"I'm a big believer in the healing power of humor."