"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."

"The only thing that's worse than being alone is being with someone who makes you feel alone."

"I just want to be remembered as someone who made people laugh, and hopefully made them think a little bit."

"I'm a big believer in improvisation. I think it's the most honest form of comedy."

"For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."