I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a conspiracy realist. I believe that there are people who are conspiring to do things, and I believe that those things are usually bad.
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'You Are All Diseased'
1999
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"The very first things that children learn are their limitations. Before they learn anything else, they learn what they can't do."
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be famous, and they're willing to do anything to get it."
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a fan of modern books. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be profound, but they're just writing about themselves."
Strange & Unusual"We're all fucked. It helps to remember that."
Shocking"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
Strange & Unusual