"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by tying biscuits all over your body."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."

"I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to get out of bed before noon."

"Murder. The fifth commandment. But if you think about it...if you think about it, religion has never really had a problem with murder. Not really. No, more people have been killed in the name of God t…"

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who likes to give advice."