"I have never seen a dead person who looked natural."

"I have been in situations where I could not tell the truth without doing harm, and I have therefore told lies."

"The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."

"The cross of a human being is his ability to think, and the cross of a human being is his inability to think."

"The church is always trying to get money, and always trying to be popular, and always doing both things very badly."