"Unlike dilettantes, career professionals are to knowledge what prostitutes are to love."

"Imbeciles summarize the black swan by 'shit happens.' Intelligent people say 'Let us learn how not to be a Turkey.'"

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary."

"You will never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven."

"Never trust a man who uses the word 'paradigm'."