"Never engage in a discussion with a bureaucrat. You will lose your soul."

"Attention authors: if a reviewer writes an unfair review of your work, contact me, I can be very unfair in reviewing his review."

"Modern life is a product of people who don't understand probability."

"The problem with experts is that they are so good at their field that they forget what it's like to be a beginner."

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."