"If you want to be free, learn to say no."

"I like Mondays more than I like lazy Sundays. I live for this sh*t."

"The function of the university is to make the student fall in love with the library."

"Medieval man was a cog in a wheel he did not understand; modern man is a cog in a complicated system he thinks he understands."

"The problem with government is that it's designed to solve problems, but it often creates more."