Flat Earth Dave

Flat earth advocate

Contemporary weird famous 133 sayings

Sayings by Flat Earth Dave

The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than they tell you. They're just spotlights above the flat earth.

2017-present — Various YouTube videos and interviews
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Gravity is a hoax. It's just density and buoyancy.

2020 — Interview
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The curvature of the Earth is never seen by anyone. Not pilots, not sailors, nobody.

2019 — Debate with a globe earther
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If you can see the Chicago skyline from 60 miles away, how can there be curvature?

2017-present — Frequently cited 'evidence' in his videos
Humorous Unverifiable

Satellites don't exist. They're just balloons or drones, or they're not there at all.

2018 — Interview on The Infowars Show
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The heliocentric model is a religion, not science. It's based on faith, not observation.

2017-present — Various YouTube videos and interviews
Humorous Unverifiable

The horizon always rises to eye level, no matter how high you go. That proves the Earth is flat.

2019 — Debate
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They want you to believe in a spinning ball so you feel insignificant and controlled.

2020 — Interview
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The Bible says the Earth is flat. God doesn't lie.

2017-present — Various YouTube videos and interviews
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If the Earth is spinning at 1,000 miles per hour, why can't I jump up and land in a different spot?

2017-present — Frequently cited argument in his videos
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There's no such thing as outer space. It's all just a big dome above us.

2018 — Interview on The Infowars Show
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The entire scientific establishment is in on the lie. They're all paid actors.

2017-present — Various YouTube videos and interviews
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If you believe in the globe, you believe in magic. I believe in what I can see and test.

2019 — Debate
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Magellan didn't circumnavigate a globe, he just sailed in a circle on a flat plane.

2020 — Interview
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Why do planes not have to constantly nose down if the Earth is curving?

2017-present — Frequently cited argument in his videos
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The firmament is real. It's a solid dome above us, separating the waters above from the waters below.

2017-present — Various YouTube videos and interviews
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The sun's rays are parallel because the sun is local, not 93 million miles away.

2019 — Debate
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They teach you the globe in school to dumb you down and make you accept authority.

2018 — Interview on The Infowars Show
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The moon is self-illuminating. It doesn't reflect light from the sun.

2017-present — Various YouTube videos and interviews
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If the Earth is spinning, why don't clouds move with it?

2017-present — Frequently cited argument in his videos
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