"If you can see the Chicago skyline from 60 miles away, how can there be curvature?"

"The sun's path across the flat earth creates day and night, like a spotlight moving over a stage."

"The 'magnets' on satellites are just for show. They don't actually do anything in space because there is no space."

"The 'ball Earth' is a pagan concept designed to remove God from creation."

"No curvature has ever been measured. If the Earth were a ball, we'd see it."