"The 'space junk' argument is a cover-up for why we can't send real rockets into 'space'."

"The 'gravity' that keeps us on the ground is just the Earth accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s²."

"All long-distance shots of city skylines across water prove the Earth is flat."

"The 'space race' was a Cold War deception to funnel money to secret projects."

"There are no legitimate pictures of the Earth from space. They are all composites or artist's renditions."