"Water always finds its level. It doesn't stick to the outside of a spinning ball."

"If you can see the Chicago skyline from 60 miles away, how can there be curvature?"

"The Coriolis effect is a myth, designed to explain away inconsistencies in the ball model."

"The sun's path across the flat earth creates day and night, like a spotlight moving over a stage."

"The sun and moon are essentially spotlights, moving in circles above the flat plane."