Humorous Sayings

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A man remains foolish until his 40th year, when he begins to recognize his foolishness; then life is soon over.

— Martin Luther Undated
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If the earth is fit for laughter, then surely heaven is filled with it. Heaven is the birthplace of laughter.

— Martin Luther Undated
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You have as much laughter as you have faith.

— Martin Luther Undated
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Those who know do not talk. Those who talk do not know.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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A multitude of words is tiresome, unlike remaining centered.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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To attain knowledge, add things everyday. To attain wisdom, remove things every day.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time' is to say 'I don't want to.'

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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Stop thinking, and end your problems.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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Doing nothing is better than being busy doing nothing.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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Let people return to making knots on ropes, instead of writing.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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The sage governs by emptying senses and filling bellies.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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The sage attends to the belly, and not to what he sees.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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Simplicity has no name is free of desires. Being free of desires it is tranquil. And the world will be at peace of it's own accord.

— Laozi c. 6th-4th century BC
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A knife of the keenest steel requires the whetstone, and the wisest man needs advice.

— Zoroaster c. 6th century BC
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Do not hold grain waiting for higher prices when people are hungry.

— Zoroaster c. 6th century BC
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Always meet petulance with gentleness and perverseness with kindness. A gentle hand can lead even an elephant by a hair. Reply to thine enemy with gentleness.

— Zoroaster c. 6th century BC
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Excessive liberty and excessive servitude are equally dangerous, and produce nearly the same effect.

— Zoroaster c. 6th century BC
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Suffer no anxiety, for he who is a sufferer of anxiety becomes regardless of enjoyment of the world and the spirit, and contraction happens to his body and soul.

— Zoroaster c. 6th century BC
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