Humorous Sayings

That day we read no more.

A horse is simply a horse.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

The breath of all life is the Lord.

His mouth as greet was as a greet forneys.

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune.

Since Life is but a Dream, Why toil to no avail?

Has made a shuttlecock of my heart, and set it spinning.

I laugh at myself: an old madman growing older, growing madder.

Give me twenty-six soldiers of lead and I will conquer the world.

Another and another Cup to drown The Memory of this Impertinence!

If you're afraid - don't do it, - if you're doing it - don't be afraid!

I was once offered a camel as a gift, but I declined, for I had no place to keep it.