Humorous Sayings
6,846 sayings found from the Contemporary era
I always dream of a pen that would be a syringe.
No, only four of them. But I read those very, very carefully.
Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'here are our monsters,' without immediately turning the monsters into pets.
If things were simple, word would have gotten around.
I speak only one language, and it is not my own.
I never give in to the temptation to be difficult just for the sake of being difficult. That would be too ridiculous.
What can look at itself is not one; and the law of the addition of the origin to its representation, or the thing to its image, is that one plus one makes at least three.
The lie is the future, one may venture to say [...]. To tell the truth is, on the contrary, to say what is or what will have been and it would instead prefer the past.
I became the stage for the great argument between Nietzsche and Rousseau. I was the extra ready to take on all the roles.
I would in fact tend to have more confidence in the outcome of a democratic decision if there was a minority that voted against it, than if it was unanimous… Social psychology has amply shown the strength of this bandwagon effect.
Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.
If you have reasons to love someone, you don't love them.
I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology.
Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner.
I hate writing. I so intensely hate writing—I cannot tell you how much.
The only way to survive such shitty times, if you ask me, is to write and read big, fat books, you know?
We feel free because we lack the very language to articulate our unfreedom.
I'm ready to sell my mother into slavery just to fuck you forever.
If you want to remain happy, just remain stupid. Authentic masters are never happy; happiness is a category of slaves.
Cinema is the ultimate pervert art. It doesn't give you what you desire - it tells you how to desire.