Humorous Sayings

939 sayings found from the Ancient era

Anybody can become angry — that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way — that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.

— Aristotle c. 340 BCE
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To write well, express yourself like the common people, but think like a wise man.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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One swallow does not make a summer, neither does one fine day; similarly one day or brief time of happiness does not make a person entirely happy.

— Aristotle c. 340 BCE
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Wit, he says in the Rhetoric (2, 12), is educated insolence.

— Aristotle c. 330 BCE
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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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Hope is a waking dream.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.

— Aristotle c. 330 BCE
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Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.

— Aristotle c. 330 BCE
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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE
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The high-minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think.

— Aristotle c. 340 BCE
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Learning is not child's play; we cannot learn without pain.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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Man is by nature a social animal; an individual who is unsocial naturally and not accidentally is either beneath our notice or more than human.

— Aristotle c. 330 BCE
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The more you know, the more you know you don't know.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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Happiness depends upon ourselves.

— Aristotle c. 340 BCE
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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives - choice, not chance, determines your destiny.

— Aristotle c. 350 BCE (approximate)
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The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.

— Aristotle c. 335 BCE
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